Haan-ji-pur, all set to re-establish RAM raaj

A suggested modification in the much-talked-about bill shall restore the traditional We-men constituencies. Nevertheless, it shall empower women too. DUAL MEMBERSHIP, what a brainchild!!! Jab ek se nahi sambhal paaya, introduce two. Hey Incubator, if you are reading it please accept my appraisal for the-only-fine idea that hitherto came to your mind.

Say the elected representatives are one from Bee-Jay-Pee and another from Con-grace. Mind-blowing, huh!!! Power to the people reinstated. Now, who can stop the I-am-the-real-public-servant competition and hence, the overall development of the region? But on the other hand if both are from the SHAME party, the misdirected flow of revenue shall be jet-fast. The latter seems to be a bitter consequence than the better former.

Wonder if the beautiful wives (which shall be the case of Haan-ji-pur) come forward and ask you for both the votes. You might forget all the pain for the-truly-yours (voting) moment and then bang your head for 5 years against her poster wherein she posed hand-folded asking for your vote and which shall now express “I am sorry dude....please forgive me”. Sir Incubator, aapki toh nikal padi. None’s more than beautiful than yours. By the way, HIT-LAR (maaro-laro) had done the same thing. Killed many to save his own land. Killing isn’t the intent in the present case, rather it is sacrificing. How modest!!!

I am not a political expert, hence I won’t continue on it. Just that this idea came to my mind, I thought I must share it. Sorry for launching it up here……really sorry.

PS: A kind request to all (M)ess-Null parties, replace your LOSER SUPREMO, if any. Soldier may lose many battles but the King loses it once and for ever.

CATastrophe revisited......

'I Eye Emma' is the much-talked-about praani these days. Chat box, face-bhukh, tweet-her….aah, lots of mushrooming places. Characterized by unfair, irrational and confused behavior and approach, the members of this species have planned to swing talwaar against each other and end all respect they have earned so far.

1. Why did you not get any calls? Do you have any idea?
2. Did you think we are bound to call if you score this high?
3. Why are you trying to fool us that you studied sincerely in an engineering college? We know all about it, hence we have a reason.
4. Why do you want to quit your job? Do you guarantee you won’t prepare for Civil Services after the degree from our college?
5. How much has Tea-Sea-Ass paid you so far? Do you think you can pay tuition fee on your own? We definitely do not want to burden your parents anymore.
6. Why should we not burden those parents whose wards are simple graduates and could not get placed?
7. Why did you not score even better (around 99% maybe) in your secondary and senior secondary? Didn’t you dream about escalating criterias?

A friend Rajnish who got 99.5 %ile OA and 93+ %ile in each section has been greeted with the most surprising gift one can ever get. This never-before-seen score card, which resembles unseen passages of the C’mon Admission Taste initiative by Promo-trick does not contain any ‘I Eye Emma’ calls. There is a long list of unasked questions at the end of the passage….oops, score card.If you think you are capable of answering these questions, write the Taste next time. It will be PEPPER-based again. You don’t need to bring pencil, rather sit calm in front of your Pee-Sea like you did this time. Good luck!!!

lekin…………PAITRA TIGHT RAKHNA.

aur haan, In-Daur toh kabhi mat sochna…..they are way ahead in the race. Cosy-Code will catch up soon. Pagal-khane tu jayega nahi aur Luck-now tera bahut kharab hai. You can expect ABC. Chal bahut hua, don’t SEE-LONG.

BIHAR, it’s time. Gear up!!!

Do you want to know what real progress is? Have you ever thought of returning back home in time, cutting through the crawling traffic, so you could share some moments of togetherness with your family? Have you prayed at least once for the victims of flood?

I know you have but who cares. You may end up banging your head against the wall and praying for some temporary happiness. But what I feel is you can actually bring permanency to this almost-utopian-for-Bihar wish.

You might also want to figure out what it is to breathe in free air, work hassle-free for some cause, raise your voice against corruption, and laugh with your friends as much as you want and night-out as long as you want.

Let the most-democratic-so-far be serving you for another 10 years. You might even forget those 15 years of oppression, extortion, fear and what not.

PS: Save a CL for the voting day in your constituency.

this TASTE is WASTE

April 15, 2015

New Delhi: A nursery student has filed a RTI seeking information on the methodology used in calculating his score and percentile in the end semester exams. When his parents asked the Principal, they were informed that Psychometric equivalence system was adopted due to the difference in the difficulty level of the exam papers. The online exam was held from March 12 to March 25 because the strength of the class had gone up from 50 to 95.

One of the faculty members said,’ In the English paper held on March 12, 13 and 14, only the spelling of the domestic animals were asked while on the other 3 days for this paper, the students were asked to identify the animals from a given set of pictures. So we suggested the exam be conducted in alignment with the Standards for Educational and Psychological Testing.’ The said standard was for the first time used in CAT 2009 exam and is supposed to be extended to almost every exam in the country including the recruitment exams. Due to this practice, almost every day an exam is conducted resulting in an increase in employment. Many who haven’t passed secondary school have been recruited as invigilators.

‘This method has brought a revolution in our country. Although the students taking the exam are mostly dissatisfied, we cannot and must not ignore the fact that it has given employment opportunity to many people which remains to be our major concern and priority’, Mr. XYZ said.