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Monday, August 30, 2010

Kis kis ki kismat

Disclaimer (for family and relatives only): Nothing that you are about to read reflects my state of mind. It is an attempt for a blogging contest that I want to participate in. Better, don't proceed.....oops :p     

Rest of the world.....so listen to what itched my brain last night. As expected, I self-talked for long as to what new technology I should come up with. Needless to say, every idea that crossed my mind somehow ended up in obvious extreme misuse by, of course, us. Homo sapiens are born f***ed-up creature, we tend to mess up everything around us. But of all the ideas, one that may benefit many is an FM. It is not the one you stuff in your ears and forget what the lecturer blabbers. It is rather a FANTASY METER, tailored for those Lukhkha Pandeys like me who are single and always ready to mingle ;). Sounds goofy? Eh.....let me explain.  

Suppose you are on your regular hunting stroll down the regular filled-with-love-birds lane of your regular maddening college. Maddening because you think you deserved better. Hunting because you are a f***ing loser when it comes to proposing a girl. Err, slip of tongue.  

Anyway, this fantasy meter tied to your wrist will have a compass and a digital display. Compass will point to the girl staring at you at that instant and the display will read out what her intentions (ahem, ahem) really are. Ahan.....seems you just jumped on your feet. Relax! Now, the complexity comes into picture if the girl you stared at has this FM. Things can be unpredictable.

It is also likely that you will be angrily ogled or slapped by many - then and there, or maybe you escape the beating because your FM will also alarm you to run asap. So, it is equally likely that the Lukhkhi Pandey who is as single and ready to mingle as you never crosses your path. On the contrary if she does cross, her FM will let her know that a premi-aashique-aawaara, paagal-majnu-diwaana is passionately staring at her. Bingo! Lukhkha Pandey no more.

~~ Happys Endings ~~

14 comments:

  1. nice post...oops invention...i really need one

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  2. thnx jishnu...you will be the first one to get this device, dont worry ;)

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  3. jeevan mein khush rehne ke nuskhe ;)

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  4. bilkul....sab ki bhalayee mei sab ki bhalayee hai :)

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  5. @luv....thnx yaar, anything for you guyz ;)

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  6. keep going neta... its an innovative idea!!

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  7. kya be ye sab likhna band karo sala aur frust kar doge tum to

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  8. @nirala....thnx yaar, tum jaise loogon ko madd-e-nazar rakhte hue likha gaya hai ;)

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  9. @anand....frust will be The Past with the advent of this technology, so chill yaar!!!

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  10. Trust a "lukhna pandey" (whatever that means) to come up with an FM.

    You don't need an FM!! All you need to do is look intelligent and make her laugh.

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  11. @purba, thnx for ur honest comments....I know FM is not required when you gather enough courage to go, speak to her.

    btw, Lukhkha is one who is still single....and this blog is an attempt for IndiVine My Demand Contest.

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